National Parties Adopt New Names

We call them democrats and republicans. But one group is trying to push America forward as slow as possible, and with money from Petcoke. The other group expects Jesus Christ to return, and lead our nation in a thousand year reign of anti-women, deregulation, and racist glory that only a fundie could conceive. How about instead of Republican, we call them Crazy, and for Democrat, Inert.

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