A girl who grew up in Alaska sits next to me in math class, before we started the following conversation occurred with the teacher:

Me
Jesus, you couldn’t pay me to live there.

Her
What’s wrong with Alaska?

Me
Besides the fact it’s always cold, it’s Palin’s playground.

Her
That’s not fair, nobody’s like that except her.

Me
That’s probably true, give or take a few, but it’s not for me.

Teacher
Oh my god, Sarah Palin. She is something else isn’t she?

Her
Yeah. I got to see her speak one time.

Teacher
Is she really that weird in real life, or is that just what’s on TV?

Her
She’s that weird. After the speech people got to talk to her, and shake her hand and stuff. She hugged me and left a huge makeup smear on my t-shirt. It was really gross and awkward.

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