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Are you sick of all that ugly grey matter between your ears? Have you tried other brainloss methods, but always ended up just a little smarter than you used to be?

I’m Dr. Bole Shict, and I want to talk to you about my new, revolutionary Formaldehyde based formula which eliminates brain cells 374% faster than any other leading brand on the market. Neuroxyrot. It helped me become the man I really wanted to be.

It didn’t always take me a full eight hours to type 600 words. There was a point in my life when all I had to do was pick something up, play with it, and do it as if I’d done it all my life. But that only alienated me from my peers and family. Inventing Neuroxyrot was the last intelligent thing I ever did. Now I have thousands of friends, and a life unburdened from pondering the darkness of the human heart, and our inevitable doom.

All natural, super-concentrated, but not from concentrate! Non-GMO, rbST free, with half, half the cellulose of other neurotoxin supplements. Still not convinced? My product is made from the finest, local, organically grown brain liquifying ingredients.

If at the end of the week you can remember your dissatisfaction, you can return Neuroxyrot for a full refund, and FREE trail of Dikdown, for the gentleman who can get a date, but can’t get laid due to an over-sized penis. What are you waiting for–CALL NOW!

 

 

 

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