It was an unusually good workday. Today was one of the few occasions the major company I work for did something nice for us–we got a movie channel in the break room. I got done with my work early, so I clocked out, grabbed a sixer, and headed upstairs to grab my shit and go. I was almost out the door when two associates passed me, I told them goodbye, and they told me I should follow them into the break room for a moment. And there on the giant TV was a spray tanned bare breasted woman candidly talking to a guy about all the hot fucking they were going do after she’d gotten good and drunk. We spent a couple minutes watching the movie switch back and forth from her drinking to a black dude beating off, when I decided to call it a night.