If you don’t like Hillary then you should absolutely abhor Trump, but that isn’t exactly the case. Many people find Trump off-putting, to put it kindly, but not near enough to make me comfortable with the upcoming election. Far too many people have told me that they’re not going to vote or that they’re not voting for Hillary. Why not? What possible thing could Donald Trump Drumpf possibly have that makes him more qualified than Hillary Clinton? One could cite Clinton’s various scandals, the e-mails, or that Bill Clinton passed legislation that filled prisons with black people. Obviously, many unsavory sorts fuel her campaign and fill her wallet. Yet Trump still trumps anything questionable about Clinton at every level and in most cases goes far beyond and makes it a point to be the worst kind of human imaginable. But he’s got one thing that Hillary does not—a dick.