Restroom

A few people are making a stink over gender and public restrooms. Well, today when I went to take a piss I saw a dude shitting in a urinal. So I’d like to make the case for more stalls. Take out the urinals and replace them with cubicles, planks of plywood from floor to ceiling, with bidets (it would really save a lot of paper), and bio-hazard boxes. Folks need a place to drop their needles, tampons, and condoms. And since we’re overhauling restrooms, why have two separate rooms with stalls when we could combine them? One room where people can take care of their business and their kid’s without having to worry about what anyone has between their legs.

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