I like it when people tell me, “I’ll pray for you”. Yes, it’s a condescending thing to say, and yes, it really accomplishes nothing. That’s exactly why I like it. Can you imagine what would happen if people put their hands down and opened their eyes? It would really fuck things up. We’re really lucky these people, people who’ll just believe for the sake of it, evangelicals especially, believe a dude in the sky is going to make it all OK. Otherwise, they’d be waving guns with the others who’ve figured out God ain’t got much to say.